I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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