my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
soo... how was my night?
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