It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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