Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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