Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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