Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She bit a glass in half.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
that is very illegal...i love you.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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