Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
My balls are so social today.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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