I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You can make out without kissing
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