I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Randomize
