In the future we'll all be gay
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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