I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
