Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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