Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
