i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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