we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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