well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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