you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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