He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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