I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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