I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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