Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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