my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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