its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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