"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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