have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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