Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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