Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I am available for nakedness
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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