apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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