How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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