sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
