yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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