We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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