Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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