Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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