How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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