and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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