This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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