we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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