Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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