marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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