Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
so much tequila, so little girl.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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