You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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