please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I am available for nakedness
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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