How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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