Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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