Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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