her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
sex on a bike is impossible
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