I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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