somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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