so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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