We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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