if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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