Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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