So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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