Already got asked if we're dating
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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