You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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