so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
This is the high leading the old right now
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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