It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
